Top 10 Funniest Airport Names
There are several thousand airports all over the world so naturally there are bound to be some with ridiculous names. Sure enough there are some ridiculously named airports out there that won’t disappoint, from the weirdest named airports all the way to the plain silly here is the list of our top 10 funniest airport names.
#10 Useless Loop Airport
I’m not too sure how beneficial it would be to name your airport “useless”, I don’t think they are going about their marketing campaigns in the right way.
#9 Eek Airport
An airport located in Alaska you can’t resist having a little laugh at the name, Eek! I’m not sure why you would want to land or take off from an airport that is scared of you, maybe that’s why they only get 3750 passengers a year.
#8 Batman Airport
When I saw this name I thought immediately I want to go there, I half expected the planes to be high tech and armoured like tanks, after a slight bit of research this unfortunately wasn’t true. It’s just a normal airport with superhero name.
#7 Deadhorse Airport
Tesco, no… bad Tesco back off there isn’t actually a dead horse at this airport it’s just the name! But really who would name their airport dead horse it’s not exactly appealing.
#6 Moron Airport
That’s a good thing to do when someone arrives at the airport, insult them with the name! I don’t know about you but I would never fly to and from an airport that called me names every time.
#5 Pickle Lane Airport
Well there’s not really much to say about this one, the airport is named after a pickle…. Why? This is just downright silly.
#4 Mafia Airport
Keep your hands in your pockets, walk fast and don’t make eye contact. This airport is named after the Mafia, possibly the biggest and scariest criminal gang in history, nice.
#3 Butler Airport
Ok that doesn’t sound funny right? Here comes the immature side of me, the airport IATA code is BUM.
#2 Danger Bay Airport
It’s nice to know when a plane is landing that you are heading towards Danger Bay Airport, considering a lot of people are generally scared of planes anyway saying the airport is dangerous in its name is probably not the right choice of words.
#1 Gaylord Airport
Words can’t describe this airport, why? What would make you think that this name is a decent name for an airport, it’s as if they have named it after Ben Stiller from Meet The Fockers.